Sound Bite: Lousy with influence

I have so much influence; I am lousy with influence. I am what you call a connector. Bruno Mars is not here, but if he was, he would meet Aziz Ansari tonight, because I would introduce them. Chris Colfer, have you ever met Martha Stewart? Because I can I make that happen. Jonathan Franzen and Patti Smith are sitting at the same table. I know that because I’m on the list. If you shook my hand tonight, you might not want to drive home because you may be pulled over for a DUI.

-Amy Poehler being her hilarious self at the TIME 100 Gala yesterday. Read on for the rest of her speech, topped off by a beautiful tribute to mothers.

Posted on April 28, 2011 and filed under Sound Bites.